And by "insufferable oaf", I mean that big fat 6'5" bloke off Top Gear. The Clarksonator. *nods*

So in honour of his 52nd, have some icons and friends-only banners from his 2010 DVD offering, The Italian Job. *nods* With a cameo appearance by Steve the Mechanic. ;)

(If only I'd snagged Powered Up. Then you'd have more Jezza!icons. On the other hand, I still have to icon the last two episodes of Top Gear Series 18. *nods*)

Total Icon Count: 25


Hello. Welcome to Italy. )

2 × Friends-Only Banners
Power, power, power! )

Top Gear India Special extravaganza!

  • Jan. 22nd, 2012 at 1:15 AM
Both iconses and friends-only banners! :)

Total Icon Count: 106


Don't go to India! )

3 × Friends Only Banners (includes one from the S17 preview gallery on the TG website)

They went to India anyway. )
This one's for all the James and Richard fans. :) (Jeremy fans will have their turn soonish.)

57 × Top Gear Apocalypse
37 × Top Gear at the Movies
(texture credit: [ profile] innocent_lexys)

And some bonus iconses...

1 × Ja+R from a scan from Nuts magazine
4 × Richard on his own (from TG website)



I really enjoyed our day out together, Richard.... )

And two Friends-Only banners :)

It's not very often I get to take someone out to a nice dinner. )

road to avonlea 1x01 and 1x02

  • Sep. 6th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
1×01 - The Journey Begins

61 icons
01 friends-only banner

Icon Teasers:

You two are the long lost King cousins! )

1×02 - The Story Girl Earns Her Name

34 icons
01 friends-only banner

Icon Teasers:

Next to Sally Potts, Felicity is a saint. )

random icon/friends-only banner dump

  • Sep. 3rd, 2011 at 5:06 PM
15 × Top Gear (TG Live + S17 pics from, plus miscellaneous pics; film texture for 5,6,7 from [ profile] tiger_tutorials)
04 × sexy (from stock photos @
04 × Keeley Hawes


Due to the unique way the BBC is funded, everything's behind a cut. )

Friends Only Banners:
2 × Top Gear (S17 website pics)
1 × Plus One
1 × Charlie Brooker

Have you got a spare f*ck on you, Rob? Oh, oh, hang on, let me check... oh, oh, I'm really sorry, I'm completely f*cking out of them! )

top gear middle east special extravaganza

  • Mar. 19th, 2011 at 12:47 AM
just when you thought it was safe. ;) and this one has quotiness! :)

107 picture icons
8 quote icons
2 friends-only banners

icon textures from: [ profile] shalowater, [ profile] tiger_tutorials, [ profile] shadedcolor and

Total Icon Count: 115


we are wise men! )

friends-only banners...

well, i wasn't expecting that. )
texture credits (icons): [ profile] poxomix, [ profile] shalowater, rhcp-csi@deviantart, [ profile] seldomspeaking, jordannamorgan@deviantart, innocentLexys@deviantart

Total Icon Count: 64


seat. the pole. )

and three friends-only banners...

hammond? may. bad luck. )

top gear icons - 15x01 and 15x02

  • Aug. 5th, 2010 at 2:28 AM
also includes a couple of bonus icons that i made a couple of months ago but haven't uploaded yet. one is of the boys in hyde park (texture by [ profile] iconite, photo found on tumblr (i think?)), another is from TG live this year (original photo from sundive). oh! and there are a couple of friends-only banners at the end.

screencaps used for the episode icons were all taken by me.

eventually, i'll do a batch of quote icons for S15. *nods*

Total Icon Count: 74


bad news! the dacia sandero is not in this batch! )

and now, the friends-only banners... )

a spot of may and hammond

  • Jun. 12th, 2010 at 7:26 PM
so. there'll be a new series of TG starting in a couple of weeks. in honour of that...some fresh(ish) james and richard to spruce up your icon collection (with cameos by their other halves). along with a few friends-only banners.

friends only banners
1 - top gear (12x05; original cap)
1 - hammond meets moss (original cap)
1 - james may's top toys (original cap)

ta-da... )

[001 - 025] james may's top toys (original caps)
[026 - 037] hammond meets moss (original caps)
[038 - 040] richard and mindy at the rpj crohns event + misc. hamster


Icons Here! )